Lies Our Parents Told Us

You can’t reason with kids. It’s damn near impossible. So when reasoning isn’t an option, what the hell do you do?! You lie right through your teeth (at least that’s what our parents did).

Today’s podcast is full of those “lies” our parents told us as we were growing up. Some of these lies we’ll DEFINITELY use on our own kids, some are downright ridiculous (SERIOUSLY, mom and dad?!) and others we JUST realized were complete B.S.

What else did they lie about? Are they even our real parents? Was most of our Halloween candy REALLY contaminated? Did our beloved pet REALLY go live on a farm? Come have a laugh at the ridiculousness that was our childhood.

Diving into the many lies of our childhood and a few of the lies we still believe.

After you give this a listen, we want to hear from you. What are some lies your parents or other adults told you in order to “keep you safe” (AKA for their own entertainment) OR if you’re a parent, what lies are you telling your kids? We promise not to judge, we just want to have this information on hand for future use.