Well, We Lied.
These are our confessions: We were way better moms before we had kids. No, seriously. We were professionals - we knew exactly how to handle babies/toddlers- from eating to disciplining. Jokes on us and now you can have a laugh at us as we confess the biggest lies that came out of our mouths. Spoiler alert: they have not “fit” into our lives- it is their world and we just get to live in it.
Advice to a future mom with no kids: Stop saying “I’ll never do _____” or “my kid will never ____” You most definitely will. And they ABSOLUTELY will.